You know you're Greek when

at any gathering the men all  end up in the garden  comparing  tomato growing techniques

you know you're Greek when...

you know you're Greek when...you bring a boyfriend home to meet the family and on the way home he mentions to you he was threatened by at least 2 family members...


you know you're Greek when...that sweet little lamb your grandfather brought home a few days before Easter definitely is NOT a pet...


you can ace the vocabulary part of any standardized test without ever studying...

Men not to bring home to a Greek mother

Don't bring a guy with more tattoos than teeth
 Why? Greeks read books not biceps

 

Don't bring a guy wearing a members only jacket.

Why? Greeks maybe selective, but not restrictive

This could be the start of something Greek